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All songs written by Jim Terr, © and published by Blue Canyon Music BMI. All rights reserved. Commercial sale and other such unauthorized uses prohibited. Posting these songs on other web sites without permission is prohibited.
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"WHY ME GEORGE?"
Parody of Kris Kristofferson's 1973 hit, "Why Me?" Vocal by Jim Terr (time 1:55) MP3 download (1.3MB) |
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Compelling auto safety PSAs (MP3) Click
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(time 1:55) MP3 download (1.3MB) Note
to banks: Not everyone with e-mail and a telephone wants to
get involved with on-line banking... |
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On the 25th anniversary of his death, Elvis sez: " I'm glad this only happens once
every 25 years! Hear his lonely cry in the wilderness: "Leave The King Alone" (3:07) Elvis expertly impersonated by Lonnie Yanes *This song available on the "Demos & Diamonds" CD Download MP3 (2.1MB) |
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The
Ballad of Devil Weed (2:25) Download MP3 (1.6MB) (Visit Buddy's Old Fashioned Web Site) Golden
Parachute (1:49) Download MP3 (1.3MB) Remember
September 12th (4:41) Download
MP3
(3.2MB)
Mouse
Limburger,
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NEW!!! She's
beautiful, she's dangerous! Right-wing pundit LAURA INGRAHAM
has stirred the passions of satirist Jim Terr, who works out
his conflicted feelings in front of a live audience, in Download MP3
(2.4MB)
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"Don't Let The Terrorists Win" (time 2:52 including :36 intro) MP3 download (686KB) - To the tune of Elvis' 1961 hit, "(Marie's the Name) His Latest Flame" (BMI).
"O Brother Where's The Hits (Nashville's Lament)" (time 1:50) MP3 download (1.5MB) - "O Brother" soundtrack tops country charts, but Nashville execs continue to shy away from bluegrass and traditional music. Vocals by Jim Terr (as in "termite") and Jill McAnally (emphasis on the "Mack")
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"Son of a Rabbi Man" (time 3:01) MP3 download (2.7MB) - The most popular song from our Chickenstock CD, a Jewish parody of Woodstock.
"Bosses
of the World, Unite!" (the CEO Fight Song) (time
3:16)
MP3 download (3.0MB) -
By the PRSMMC (People's Republic of Santa Monica Men's Chorus).
"Buddy's Old Fashioned Web Site" (time 2:28) MP3 download (2.3MB) - From Buddy's Old Fashioned Web Site.
"I'll Be Right With You" (time 2:35) MP3 download (2.2MB) - This song is a lament for a phrase heard too seldom from sales clerks.
The last two songs are performed by Jim Terr (pronounced as in "termite"), backed by the excellent New Mexico bluegrass band,"Higher Ground" (e-mail dlujan4542@aol.com).
© 2000, 1999. Written by Jim Terr, published by Blue Canyon Music BMI. All rights reserved. Commercial sale and other such unauthorized uses prohibited. Posting these songs on other web sites without permission is prohibited.
Thanks to Michael Harrison at Talkers Magazine (http://www.talkers.com/) for your continued support.
Jim Terr produces advertising jingles -- contact us.
"I'll
Be Right With You"
By Jim Terr ©1999
Blue Canyon Music BMI
I
was buying some jerky down in old Albuquerque,
Or was it shoppin' for salsa up in old Santa Fe?
The clerk was conversin'--about what I'm not certain--
With her friend on the phone while I stood there all day.
She
seemed not to see me while my glasses got steamy
While my heart started poundin', she just babbled away.
It galled me, it gored me, how she simply ignored me,
Then I burst a blood vessel and floated away.
"I'll be right with you, I'll be right with you."
St. Peter declared, and it filled me with mirth.
I didn't mind waiting, cuz it was so intoxicating
To hear those words I never heard back on earth.
Well
I wasn't admitted, I guess I wouldn't have fitted
Into someplace so cheerful, so genteel and gay.
I was shuttled below to that place--well, you know--
But I couldn't believe it, when I heard Satan say.
"I'll be right with you, I'll be right with you."
Even down there in Hades in those hot catacombs
Came those beautiful words, that I wish I had heard
Even once back on earth, just one time back at home.
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"Terr
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Brill Building Movie" does not even matter." -Bob
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-- a whole bunch of Jim Terr style music and comedy.
I'm going to seeit a second time" -Michael Miller, film
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