JACKALOPE DROPPINGS (official jingle)
            Jim Terr © 2009

You can quit gift shopping cuz Jackalope Droppings have come along.
There’ll be no floor mopping cuz Jackalope Droppings have dried, so long.
You’ll get compliments by the buckets,
They’re oblong, with turquoise nuggets.
You’ll create, a friendly ruckus.
Delight, amaze, your friends for days!

Some may scrunch up their faces into so much disgust.
A few won’t want ‘em but the rest will know that they must. It’s just-
A relic of history, an object of mystery, a present so sweet and strong.
Give Jackalope Droppings and strangers won’t be strangers for long…
Yeah give Jackalope Droppings and your friends won’t be frowning for long.